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I wanna cook you dinner and then maybe we could do some other stuff.” So my heart is racing, my is tingling, I’m a virgin at the time. I’m thinking I’m gonna lose my virginity to a woman at her place, ’cause I lived with my parents. So, I went home and I dressed up. Like, dressed up, like it was communion. I don’t know what the I was doing. Like, I was dressed up. My dad was like, “Where are you going?” I was like, “The movies.” He was like, “A premiere? Where the are you going?” So I go to her house and here’s the problem, at , I didn’t know how to open up a ual conversation. I didn’t know. Did you just show up naked in an over-sized coat? You know, she opens the door and I’m like, “Hey, dessert.” You know? I didn’t know. I didn’t know how to open a ual conversation. So, we’re sitting there, we have dinner, everything’s going well, I’m rock hard under the table, Rudy’s like, “I wanna play!” You know what I mean, like, it’s happening. But I don’t know how to do it, so now she’s in the kitchen, she’s washing the dishes. About two and a half hours in, I start to panic. I realize, I gotta make a move, I gotta man up. I gotta be a man and let her know that I’m here for , I wanna become a man tonight. This is happening tonight. Also, I have curfew in a half hour, so I had to make this happen. laughing So, I go into the kitchen, I decide I’m not gonna think before I speak, that’s when I get in trouble. I’m just gonna walk in and instinctually say something, which was a terrible idea. So, I walk in, I turn the faucet off, I turn her my way and she’s like, “What?” And I said something, to this day, I have zero idea what it means. I looked at her and I said, “Hey, you know what I was Games thinking? You and me, we should play house.” laughing Yeah, I have no idea what that means, right? Then she looked at me and this is what she said, she goes, “Sweetheart Games you wouldn’t even know what to do with me.” Yeah, and I was like Games I couldn’t think of anything to say. I panicked. Like, I felt like there was a



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